PENGUIN TOWERS
The Online Residence of Steven Allender
about
Steven Allender is a UK-based artist, cartoonist, writer and illustrator. Click below for links to all of Steve’s online places…
recent posts
- Three stupid birds waiting for a bus
- Seated Figure with dog balloon
- ‘you might be wrong’
- ‘your opinion is just your opinion’
- River and Rowing Museum to close
Category: Inktober
-
Well, it turns out that the garden party is being thrown by Lady Nomustache, wife of Baron Helmut Von Nomustache, who’s family are famous for not being able to cultivate upper lip hair. Baron Nomustache makes up for this by wearing very expensive false mustaches. Maybe things are about to take a turn for the…
-
I knew they were going too fast down that hill. They’ve ended up cycling through a hedge and have blundered into a very posh garden party. Just who’s rich enough to throw such a party? I suspect we’ll find out tomorrow.
-
So, our heroes have rescued all of the mustaches that they can find, although many of them are very ragged. Now they’re back on the road looking for buyers. They’re heading for that town in the distance but I’m worried that they’re going downhill far too quickly. Much like my own life.
-
In the midst of an alcoholic blur, Reg has remembered that there are some early, prototype, mustaches stored in a trunk. It’s a big trunk and so here we can see Top Hat Man being lowered into it. I’m sure there must be an easier way to do this!
-
Well, they’ve salvaged what they can of the mustaches but it’s not looking good. At times like this you need to remain calm and level headed and focus on what needs to be done. Reg and Top Hat Man can’t be bothered with all that and have instead turned to alcohol for the answer.
-
Oh, it’s all gone horribly wrong! Reg set the washer/blender to ‘shred’ and now there’s bits of mustache everywhere. What’s going to happen now? Can their dreams of a false mustache retail empire survive?
-
So, after all the recent shenanigans it’s time to relax and take stock. Top Hat Man is having a glass of wine and listening to his extensive collection of LPs by the former lead singer of ‘The Police’. Reg is listening to a podcast on Marxism while he’s washing all the mustaches. He’s opted to…
PENGUIN TOWERS 