
Oh, it’s all gone horribly wrong! Reg set the washer/blender to ‘shred’ and now there’s bits of mustache everywhere. What’s going to happen now? Can their dreams of a false mustache retail empire survive?
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Oh, it’s all gone horribly wrong! Reg set the washer/blender to ‘shred’ and now there’s bits of mustache everywhere. What’s going to happen now? Can their dreams of a false mustache retail empire survive?

So, after all the recent shenanigans it’s time to relax and take stock. Top Hat Man is having a glass of wine and listening to his extensive collection of LPs by the former lead singer of ‘The Police’. Reg is listening to a podcast on Marxism while he’s washing all the mustaches. He’s opted to use a combined washer/blender so he really needs to make sure he gets it on the right setting. Careful now, Reg!

Well, with Mr Zuti, the 3 legged circus lion, set free, our heroes are making good their own escape. Reg is sweeping away their tracks so that no one can follow them. Maybe they can get back to selling mustaches after the dust settles.

What madness is this! Reg and Top Hat Man are trying to push Mr Zuti, the 3 legged circus lion, over a fence to freedom. Apart from him being very heavy, there’s clearly a sign telling them not to and, anyway, there’s already a hole in the fence!

Having endured the terrible travelling circus show, Reg and Top Hat Man have decided to get their revenge by freeing Mr Zuti, the 3 legged circus lion. They’ve already given him a false mustache so no one will recognise him. Seems pretty reckless to me.

Well, this is just terrible! The circus are billing this as their top act. They’re claiming that the fish is a star of stage and screen but it’s rubbish! Reg’s woof biscuit balancing is far better and he doesn’t charge anything. Good boy, Reg!

Pierce is a difficult word to draw to so it’s a real stroke of luck that Reg and Top Hat Man have bumped into Freddie Pierce, purveyor of belly button fluff. Button fluff is a key ingredient in making the softest false mustaches. Our heroes are planning to check out the travelling circus once the deal has gone down.