
So, they’ve made it as far as the arctic. I’m assuming that’s where Baron Nomustache is supposed to be? Frankly, neither of them has any sense of direction and they may simply be lost. Obviously, the penguins are on holiday from the antarctic.
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So, they’ve made it as far as the arctic. I’m assuming that’s where Baron Nomustache is supposed to be? Frankly, neither of them has any sense of direction and they may simply be lost. Obviously, the penguins are on holiday from the antarctic.

It turns out that Baron Nomustache has gone missing. He was leading an expedition and hasn’t been heard of for years. Lady Nomustache has hired our boys to find him and deliver a fresh supply of false mustaches. Here she is waving them off.

Well, it turns out that the garden party is being thrown by Lady Nomustache, wife of Baron Helmut Von Nomustache, who’s family are famous for not being able to cultivate upper lip hair. Baron Nomustache makes up for this by wearing very expensive false mustaches. Maybe things are about to take a turn for the better for our heroes. Lady Nomustache is wearing an ornate chandelier hat, thus allowing me to shoehorn in today’s word.

I knew they were going too fast down that hill. They’ve ended up cycling through a hedge and have blundered into a very posh garden party. Just who’s rich enough to throw such a party? I suspect we’ll find out tomorrow.

So, our heroes have rescued all of the mustaches that they can find, although many of them are very ragged. Now they’re back on the road looking for buyers. They’re heading for that town in the distance but I’m worried that they’re going downhill far too quickly. Much like my own life.

In the midst of an alcoholic blur, Reg has remembered that there are some early, prototype, mustaches stored in a trunk. It’s a big trunk and so here we can see Top Hat Man being lowered into it. I’m sure there must be an easier way to do this!

Well, they’ve salvaged what they can of the mustaches but it’s not looking good. At times like this you need to remain calm and level headed and focus on what needs to be done. Reg and Top Hat Man can’t be bothered with all that and have instead turned to alcohol for the answer.