Well, it turns out that the garden party is being thrown by Lady Nomustache, wife of Baron Helmut Von Nomustache, who’s family are famous for not being able to cultivate upper lip hair. Baron Nomustache makes up for this by wearing very expensive false mustaches. Maybe things are about to take a turn for the better for our heroes. Lady Nomustache is wearing an ornate chandelier hat, thus allowing me to shoehorn in today’s word.
PENGUIN TOWERS 
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